The US of Everywhere

With apologies to JRR Tolkein:

One state to rule them all.
One state to find them.
One state to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

The USA has learned nothing from overreaching itself in either Iraq, Afghanistan or subprime mortgages. While it careens from one self-inflicted catastrophe to another like a mad scientist, the architects of mass suicide in Congress are planning to take over the world.

In SOPA, the USA essentially declares the world's internets within its jurisdiction. And in the NDFAA the evil geniuses intend to make the whole globe a 'battlefield', including the USA.

Oh America, have you learned nothing from the epic of Sauron? And if you don't have time for that long long book at least watch Pinky and the Brain.