Christians complain about the war on Christmas every year. But now they're making war on our favourite holiday. Halloween is being recast as "JesusWeen."
Oh my fucking god!!! Could they have come up with a lamer name? Halloween is beautiful. JesusWeen is so silly only a deluded fanatic could have invented it. But it is always delicious when your enemy is his own best enemy.
Why is Halloween so offensive? Well, for one it is downright evil. It celebrates all those wicked things like dressing up as witches and vampires and demons that Christians abhor...And Christians feel left out! Ah those poor little JesusWeenies. They are so oppressed. I mean we don't celebrate any Christian holidays in Canada. They just want their day every day.
I wonder how they feel about Gay Pride Day. Should we try to be sensitive to their gay-bashing feelings then? Poor, poor little JesusWeenies. (I mean seriously. You barely have to make fun of this fucking name!)
My favourite quote: 'If it's OK for children to learn about ghosts and demons or Superman or Spider-Man, it's also OK for them to learn that God loves them.' Well, I would agree if the whole point is to introduce children to fictional characters but if you want to equate harmless storytelling with evil mind control then it’s time to take a bite out of thought crime.
JesusWeen is a call to arms. A Christian declaration of war on Halloween. They are trying to OccupyHalloween. Let's OccupyXmas in turn. Help spread the darkness this Xmas.
Firstly, call it Xmas deliberately. The X is mysterious while the Christ in Christmas is just plain Christian.
Secondly, incorporate new ironic practices like watching 'The Nightmare Before Christmas.'
Thirdly, serve this for Xmas dinner.
Fight back in the war on Halloween. OccupyXmas and help keep Canada secular.
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